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Talladega Nights

"Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby", although I think it was meant to be a parody of a race care hero, turns out to be a pretty straight forward look, with funny twists, at the world of Nascar and it racers and scores a C+...

"Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby" works because the characters surrounding the star, and co-writer Will Farrell are interesting, likable, and funny without overtly trying too hard to be. Being a moderate Will Farrell fan, I welcomed the very good cast who rounded out the ensemble who seemed to be having a lot of fun with their characters. The highpoint is the thrilling Nascar racing sequences that put you right up front from the high speed laps around racetracks to the organized chaos of the racing pits!

The story opens with young Ricky Bobby and how he was born in the back of a speeding Chevy, with his first words as a toddler being: "I wanna go fast." As Ricky (Will Farrell) reaches manhood his passion for speed is still there and is working as part of a pit crew on the Nascar circuit. As luck would have it, Ricky gets a big break when their regular team driver (with a real attitude about his job as a driver) decides to take an extended break during a pit stop. Ricky drives the car and with his unorthodox style of driving wins the race! Ricky Bobby keeps on winning and the sponsors are flocking to be a part of his success. Ricky has it all, winning records, countless corporate sponsors and endorsement deals, a big house, a driveway full of cars and boats, a very hot wife Carley (Leslie Bibb), two trash-talking young sons named Walker and Texas Ranger (Houston Tumlin and Grayson Russell), and his loyal best friend Cal Naughton, Jr. (the always brilliant John C. Reilly). It's plain to us that the winning team of Ricky and Cal is the reason why Ricky wins. Cal and Ricky Bobby nickname each other "Shake" and "Bake," to emphasize their partnership (Cal positions his car to help his team's star driver slingshot to victory). The catch phrase is also the irritant to their closest competitor, a gay French nemesis Jean Girard (Sacha Baron Cohen). Girad is a real hoot! He's a Gitanes-smoking, Camus-reading racer in the Perrier car, while Cal's car is Wonder Bread, and Ricky's is Old Spice. Running out of places to put sponsor logos, Ricky Bobby even sells his windshield to Fig Newtons. To add to the chaos world of Ricky Bobby, enter his long missing, beer-drinkin', pot-smokin' dad Reese Bobby (Gary Cole)!

Additional cast with standout performances include Amy Adams, who is delightfully sexy as Ricky Bobby's assistant, Susan. And the young actors who play Ricky's two sons, Houston Tumlin as Walker and Grayson Russell as Texas Ranger (hilarious names for kids!) are inspired! Other smaller standout performance are Molly Shannon as the team owner's always buzzed wife, and Michael Clark Duncan as the pit-crew chief add a nice flavor to the movie!

Director Adam McKay (who co-wrote the script with Will Farrell) has a firm control on the big cast and the exciting Nascar racing sequences to deliver an entertaining, funny, and insightful look at the world of Ricky Bobby and the Nascar circuit! The racing scenes are convincingly photographed by Oliver Wood, who filmed both the "Bourne Conspiracy" and the "Bourne Supremacy" movies, is good at shooting action with automobiles. The CGI-assisted camera movements that take you from above the track down into the car, is what one would see in an action/drama movie makes them eerily funny in "Talladega Nights"! I laughed out loud a lot more than I expected, which is what comedy is really all about!

Grade: C+

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John Tucker Must Die

John Tucker Must Die", directed by Betty Thomas, aims right the Junior High/High School niche group and scores a C...

Since coming to fame as an actress in the TV series "Hill Street Blues" in the late 80's, Betty Thomas has firmly established her career as a director. Her projects include "Howard Stern's Private Parts" (97'), "Dr. Doolittle" (98'), "28 Days" (2000), and "I Spy" (2002).

In this story, John Tucker (Jesse Metcalfe from TV's "Desperate Housewives") is the man about campus in high school. He's the basketball team's hot shot. All the guys want to be him, all the girls want to do him, and he want to do all the girls! And, that's what gets him into trouble, because he tries to!

Three girls have eyes for Tucker. Heather (singer Ashanti) is the basketball team's lead cheerleader and feels she simply belongs with Tucker because they've both at the top of their game. Beth (Sophia Bush) is the studious one who's on her way to an Ivy League college and feels a balance to Tucker is what he needs and of course, Tucker agrees whole heartedly. Carrie is the coolest of the school's "in-crowd" and Tucker is above, the essence of cool, a perfect match. And of course, Tucker is dating all three girls at the same time!

Kate (Brittany Snow) has moved to the area with her mom (Jenny McCarthy) who has dating issues of her own being a single mom. Kate is a little shy and not the in-crowd type at her new school. Kate accidentally discovers that the man about campus is actually 'a wolf in sheep's clothing'. He's three timing the other girls! Eventually the three girls find out and declare war on each other. Kate makes them see how ridiculous it is for them to be fighting each other when the real target should be John Tucker! The girls, with Kate's help, decide that Tucker is going down! Various smaller plans are put into motion that are designed to humiliate, embarrass, and set Tucker up for the big fall! With Kate as the ultimate weapon, and the deliverer of the final blow: to break John Tucker's heart!

The situations are funny as the girls work their plans, and yes, the underlying message of truth and honesty in relationships is persistent throughout the movie. Yes, it's a bit heavy handed in its delivery, and the ending is a bit predictable. All in all, it has some funny moments, the actors are convincing, and it does get the message across, honesty just might be the best policy, especially if you're John Tucker...

Grade: C

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My Super Ex-Girlfriend

"My Super Ex-Girlfriend", is good old fashion fun at the movies and scores a C+...

If one is looking for something weighty, or cerebral, this isn't it. What it is, is a popcorn movie with funny situations, spoofs on superheroes, and it seems the actors had fun making it as well.

I've been an Uma Thurman fan since "Dangerous Liaisons" (88'). Some of my favorites include "Jennifer 8 (92'), "Pulp Fiction" (94'), "Batman & Robin" (97'), "The Avengers" (98'), "Kill Bill" movies (03'-04'), "Prime" (05'), and, "Be Cool" and "The Producers" (05') although either one met with critical success.

"My Super Ex-Girlfriend" brings right up front that question that runs through my mind. How do you get along with a superhero! The change of pace for me is that the superhero is a woman. This year the 'superwoman' that caught my attention is Kate Beckinsale's Selene character from "Underworld" (03') and "Underworld: Evolution" (06). It was fun to see how an ordinary man (Luke Wilson) deals with a girlfriend with superpowers...

The answers to the question, how a relationship survives when your girlfriend is a bit off-the-wall, interdependent, highly possessive, deprived, extremely jealous, and has powers and abilities far beyond those of normal women? Matt Saunders (Luke Wilson) is working on getting back into dating after ending a relationship 6 months previous. He's getting constant encouragement and hilarious advice from his best friend Vaughn (Rainn Wilson in a very good and funny performance) on how and why he should get over it and move on. While on his way to work Matt recovers the purse of Jenny Johnson (Uma Thurman) from a would-be snatcher. Jenny, turned on by Matt's bravado, encourages a date. Also, Jenny works at an Art Gallery, is a brunette, horn-rimmed glasses with the look of a librarian, and is also... "G-Girl", a striking blonde, with superpowers that rival Superman's (she flies, heat-ray vision, and bullets bounce off!). Jenny maintains her dual identity just as Superman and Clark Kent.

After whirlwind dating and first sexual encounters, Jenny feels that honesty is the best policy and reveals to Matt that she's G-Girl and completely immerses herself in the relationship. Matt soon the discovers the down side as well as the insecurities of Jenny and decides he's had enough. The super wrath of a woman who feels scorned, makes for some outrageously funny moments as G-Girl/Jenny ensures that Matt will pay by making his life absolutely unbearable is hilarious!

The supporting cast round out the movie, including Anna Faris as Matt's co-worker who innocently stumbles into the battle zone G-Girl has started, and Uma Thurman is perfect as the super-heroine, omnipresent, mysterious G-Girl. And, who, unlike most superheroes, doesn't have as her focus to fight for truth, justice, and the American Way, especially when it comes to her love life!

Grade: C+

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Clerks 2

Written and directed by Kevin Smith, "Clerks II," the follow-up to his 1994 cult classic about two indolent, overeducated, underemployed cashiers, has a lot more maturity and earns a C...

"Clerks II" picks up on the two aging, underachievers 12 years later, working in Mooby's fast-food restaurant, having lost the Quick Stop to a fire. Dante Hicks (Brian O'Halloran) and Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson) flip burgers alongside a "Lord of the Rings" movie freak Elias (Trevor Fehrman). Dante's engaged to Emma (Jennifer Schwalbach, the real-life Mrs. Smith), who's a bit rigid and domineering, and her family is setting her and Dante with a job and a house in Florida. And Randal just can't believe his long time trusted friend would ever want to leave him, and New Jersey behind.

Becky (Rosario Dawson) the manager of Mooby's, has her own reasons for wondering if Dante's doing the right thing. She has feelings for Dante but is determined not to stand in the way if Dante wants to leave with Emma. As with the first "Clerks," uses the story within the story technique to set up each new on-the-job vignette. A vignette with Becky teaching Dante how to dance on the rooftop of Mooby's to The Jackson 5's "ABC" has a sentimental touch. In fact, "Clerks II" is more sentimental and with a bit more crude innuendo than the first, with Randal spouting a few racist comments while Dante tries to make his see the political incorrectness of his clueless attitude.

It's apparent that Kevin Smith's films since the first "Clerks", ("Chasing Amy" 1997 and "Dogma" 1999, "Jersey Girl" 2004) shows a growth in his screenwriting. The dialogue, especially Dante's, contain some pretty eye-opening social commentary, and tackles issues like conviction and moving on, and romance versus love.

The continued adventures of Dante and Randall moves along. The dialogue is more mature, references to today's events are explored, and yes, the off center humor on sex and drugs are there! "Clerks II" also reminds one of the times in one's life when you didn't have to be quite so responsible and at the same time, what the really important factors in life like friendships, being true to oneself, and discovering what love is really all about, is actually living life...

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You Me and Dupree

"You, Me and Dupree", with its cast of veteran actors, manages to stay afloat and scores a C...

Owen Wilson has carved a nitch for his type of humor. I'm reminded of the 70's Cheech (Marin) & (Tommy) Chong humor with the slow 'stoner' type delivery, given with just the right amount of sincerity with his boyish, innocent charm. In "Meet the Fockers" (2004) Wilson's humorous edge was just the right offset to Robert De Niro's stoic character. In Wedding Crashers (2005), he used his ''honesty'' approach to seduce women into bed. Owen Wilson, with his brand of "honest, dishonesty", is this generations lovable misfit, you just can't hate...

Randolph Dupree (Owen Wilson) lands in prop plane in Hawaii, to be the best man at the wedding of Carl (Matt Dillon) and Molly (Kate Hudson). Carl is Dupree's best friend and a land-development executive, Molly is a grade-school teacher. The wedding takes place, Carl and Molly settle in to start their new life. Before they can barely get used to being married, in walks Dupree, with a moose head, a ukulele and his bundle blanket of cloths. Dupree lost his job and his apartment because he took off work to attend the wedding. As we find out, it isn't his fault, and, it never is. Dupree is the classic under achiever.

Carl and Molly take Dupree in. It's supposed to be just for a short time, as it turns out, Dupree takes over in his innocent, well-meaning way. Dupree orders premium cable TV, and sets the house on fire during an erotic date. Before long, Dupree becomes a couch potato and a real pain in Molly and Carl's life. To further complicate matters for Carl, his boss is his father-in-law (Michael Douglas), and deep down doesn't like Carl and relishes any opportunity play psychological head games with Carl. And Carl, not wanting to add to the already straining relationship with Molly, hides his feelings about her father (Douglas).

Matt Dillon is quietly controlled as the frazzled husband dealing with his best friend and his wife's father. A good performance by Seth Rogen as Neil, another close friend of Carl, adds a grounding factor. Michael Douglas' solid portrayal of the dad who finds it tough to give up his 'little girl' and systematically tries to sabotage their marriage provides some funny as well as soul searching moments. Kate Hudson adds her touch as the newly wed who tries to make ends meet and strike the happy balance between Carl, her father, and her husband's best friend. Owen Wilson, as the well meaning, striving for normalcy Dupree, it all somehow works. As one song used in "You, Me and Dupree" suggest as it plays, it's Sade's "Smooth Operator", Owen Wilson is just that, a smooth operator...

Grade: C

Strangers With Candy

"Strangers With Candy" is a prequel to the critically acclaimed Comedy Channel TV series featuring Jerri Blank (Amy Sedaris), about a 46 year-old ex-junkie, ex-con that returns to school save her father and scores a C+...

I may be one of the few who hadn't seen the TV series, which ran from 99' to 2001. So when I sat down to see "Strangers With Candy", I had no idea what to expect. After the basic premise was established in the first few moments, I virtually laughed out loud when the character, a 47-year-old ex-con junkie, wanted to save her comatose father by going back to school!

The cast and writers (Amy Sedaris, Stephen Colbert, and Paul Dinello) of the original series pulled together this film adaptation, which is actually a prequel, and starts when Jerri, a self-professed "junkie jack-in-the-box", is released from prison. During the hilarious opening segment, Jerri's experiences in prison reminded me of the stereotypical women's prison films of the 70's. Jerri has spent 32 years behind bars. When she arrives, Jerri is shocked to discover that her mother died some time ago and her father, who has remarried, lies helpless in a coma. When the doctor (Ian Holm) notices a reaction from her dad when Jerri talks to him, suggests that Jerri do something good to bring her father out of the coma. Jerri decides to "pick up from where she left off" and impress her father into waking from his condition. Her dad always wanted her to finish school so Jerri decides to finish, not college as I had expected, but high school! Jerri soon discovers that high school isn't all that different from prison and that to succeed in things like the school science fair, it's best to recruit her own click, or in this case, lots of other misfits and outcasts in the school.

"Strangers With Candy" is full of offensive stereotypes and silly in-jokes. The characters in Jerri's life are just as off-the-wall as she is. There's the gambling-addicted, appropriately named Principal Blackman (Gregory Hollimon), and the flamboyantly gay art teacher Mr. Jellineck (co-screenwriter and first-time director Paul Dinello). There's great cameos by Matthew Broderick as the egotistical P.T. Barnum style genius of regional science fairs and his wife Sarah Jessica Parker, as a horny grief counselor with a tip jar, add to the movie's zaniness. Two actors make it work. Amy Sedaris and Stephen Colbert. Colbert (recently from "Daily Show") as Mr. Noblet plays bisexual science teacher who teaches from the Bible, who recently found God. And, Amy Sedaris, with her twisted sideways grin, distinctive overbite and disturbingly hyperactive sex drive (for both males and females!), is so goofy and twisted that you easily forget what an attractive woman she is.

"Strangers With Candy" is off-the-wall, irreverent, and has a lot of funny moments. I wondered how did I miss the original series when it was on. If this is the prequel, the series must have been hilarious...

Grade: C+

Little Man

"Little Man" has just the right amount of comedy and life messages from Wayans brothers Shawn and Marlon, and directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans and scores a C

The Wayans brothers, fresh from their last movie "White Chicks", come together once again for another round of movie madness with their off-the-wall sketch like comedy in "Little Man".

The main story is pretty simplistic. It's the series of comedy sketches along with the pacing of the movie that keeps "Little Man" moving along. The Wayans had a lot of practice at this early on with their popular TV show "In Living Color" which ran from 1990-1994 and launched the careers of such present day notables as Jim Carrey, Jennifer Lopez, Tommy Davidson, David Alan Grier, and Academy Award® winner Jamie Foxx.

"Little man" starts with Darryl (Shawn Wayans) and his wife Vanessa (Kerry Washington) having celebratory dinner out. Darryl thinks it's to pass along news of his wife's pregnancy. Instead he learns of a long awaited, expected promotion at work. We also learn that Darryl longs to be a father and start family, he wife has apprehensions, namely the time isn't right.

Meanwhile, petty criminal Calvin (Shawn Wayans), who's all of 3 feet tall, gets out of prison and is met by his right hand man Percy (Tracy Morgan). They have their eye set on the heist of a diamond. A pretty creative plan is put into motion to get it. All goes well except the getaway from the jewelry store. Not to be caught with the diamond on their person, it's slipped into the purse of Vanessa while she and Darryl are shopping. Calvin and Percy follow the couple to their suburban home. To get the diamond back, the two devise a plan: disguised as a baby, Calvin is left abandoned at the doorstep of Darryl and Vanessa house! The zaniness of the pace of the story picks up as social services is closed for the weekend. Darryl and Vanessa adjust to having a 'baby' for the weekend as Calvin (the baby) on the inside and Percy (his henchman) on the outside, try to get the diamond.

What makes the movie work is that it encompasses the aspects of family life for Darryl and Vanessa and their friends, relatives and neighbors as they all offer advice, activities, and try to help with the adjustment for the weekend as Darryl and Vanessa try to cope with the instant arrival of a not so small 'baby' with ulterior motives! An added touch is the veteran actor John Witherspoon as "Pops", Vanessa's dad, who lives with them, adds comedic insight as he copes with the new weekend addition to the house.

Grade: C

Failure To Launch

I recently read an article about a technique some men use to end a relationship. Instead of a simple "It's not you, it's me," the men start behaving badly in order to drive their partner away. In theory, this provides a way to end a relationship without nasty arguments or bitterly hurt feelings. Once upon a time, I even considered using this technique, but ultimately decided against it. Too slimy, too dishonest.

Trip (Matthew McConaughey) has mastered this technique to the point where separation can be achieved within an hour. As soon as a girlfriend starts pondering commitment, he takes her home for the first time, where she meets the parents, who just so happen to live in (and own) the house. Girl stomps out the front door in a huff, relationship problems solved.

Failure to Launch is a romantic comedy rife with characters for whom cruel behavior constitutes the norm. Trip may be a world-class moocher and a deadbeat, but that just means he fits right in. Mom (Kathy Bates, who must be remodeling her house) and Pop (Terry Bradshaw, with one too many nude scenes for my taste) are sick of this, but instead of changing the locks, they contract outside help. This comes in the form of Paula (Sarah Jessica Parker), a woman who gets paid handsomely to remove men from their parent's homes.

Her methods would be right at home in the book I'm working on, "What's Wrong With Evil Women Today". Paula arranges a Meet Cute, fakes interest in his hobbies, shares a weepy experience, and then demands he move out, only to break up with him once he leaves the nest. Paula guarantees the parents that the men will be imbued with confidence, which shows she has never been at the receiving end of a sudden and painful breakup. There's also a rule about never having sex with the 'clients', one she breaks at her leisure if client has views on sex and relationships more advanced than a 6th grader's.

Against all odds, the supporting characters match the distasteful leads point by point. Paula's roommate Kit (Zooey Deschanel) has two settings: pouty and bitchy. Trip's friends Ace and Demo (what's with the goofy names?) are fellow moochers who refuse to leave home, that dispense the typical Best Friend advice, such when Demo explains that animals constantly bite Trip because he behaves in a manner fundamentally opposed to nature. Uh-huh. Ace blackmails Paula into arranging a date with Kit, which the other characters actually admire for the resourcefulness. Friends like these...

The film concludes with one of those moronic moments where the entire supporting cast watches Trip and Paula declare their true love for one another on camera. Why this cliché appeals even to the lowest common denominator, I do not know, but the use here seems especially moronic, seeing as the relationship was a complete farce. At what point did deception and behavior that borders on psychopathic become romantic? Another chapter for my book, I suppose.

To my surprise, the film did have one trait that I would think a masterstroke of writing, if the rest of it weren't so haphazard. Despite the inherent cruelty of each character, I never felt particularly offended by anything they did. It then dawned on me; by making this sort of bad behavior the norm throughout the script, it brings an odd sort of Zen balance to the proceedings, where everyone does unto others as others do unto them. What a neat screenwriting trick that might be in the hands of a serious filmmaker.

1.5 out of 5

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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

The title of Kiss Kiss Bang Bang comes from Pauline Kael's declaration that those four words are the briefest description of the appeal of the movies as possible. Taking that into account you might imagine Shane Black's directorial debut to be a Hollywood satire, but instead it serves as a sly joke to the enlightened audience member, one of many breaches of the fourth wall.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is a gruesome, often hilarious action flick, the kind Black used to specialize in writing but now has moved on to directing. While none of his prior films were particularly serious at any time, but here Black cuts loose more with side-splitting dialogue and references to the mechanics of film than he does gun fights and girls, though it has those, too.

Robert Downey Jr. stars as Harry Lockhart, a petty thief that amusingly stumbles into Hollywood in a manner that Black might feel resembles his own rise, at least in spirit. Harry teams up with Gay Perry (Val Kilmer), a tough and matter-of-factly gay detective, to study detective work for a role.

Harry and Perry stumble upon a dead body that ends up involving Harmony (Michelle Monaghan), Harry's high school dream girl, and the funniest corpse joke I've ever seen. When Harmony has a supposedly unrelated death on her hands, Harry eagerly pretends to be a real detective in order to cozy up to the one that got away. From there, the story takes on the form of a twisted mystery-noir.

Without a top-notch performance in each role, the film likely couldn't succeed. Noirs rely not on their ridiculous plots, but on the characters trapped inside of them. Robert Downey Jr. was the right choice for Harry, a man so used to things going wrong that the loss of a finger doesn't so much upset him as it does inconvenience him. Where many actors would be tempted to ham up Gay Perry, Kilmer plays it mostly straight, pun not intended, providing a much needed noir know-how. Monaghan has the sort of cute to her that nearly becomes overwhelming, but doesn't leave us wondering why Harry would go through so much for her.

Watch as Harmony mistakenly thinks Harry was groping her and writes it off as no big deal; like all noir heroes, Harry's sensibilities are deeply chivalric, whether or not he realizes it. To him, a woman's appeal increases along with the revelation of her screwy demons, something that strangely affects more men than most would think. It's the one part of the story that may not be tongue in cheek, but also one of the highlights.

Harry's almost playful narration leads us through the seriously convoluted plot. He often stops the frame mid-cycle in order to mock film convention, which while not reaching the post-modern brilliance of Adaptation, provides some seriously funny moments. During one scene, a previously dead hero enters the room in a wheelchair, followed by every other character killed thus far, as Harry bemoans the tendency of important but dead characters to walk back into frame at the screenplay's convenience. Black knows what cliches are necessary to put a film like this together, and instead of playing dumb, he wisely embraces and acknowledges them.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang's detractors have said that the film is self-congratulatory, always too happy with itself. They may have a point, but I disagree; Black displays a winning combination of confidence and smarts, blended together to make a deliriously entertaining movie. Black knew he wasn't making high art, but he did make a damn good movie, which is the only thing that really matters. Everything comes with a wink and a smile, like the guy at the party who reminds the guests to stop taking things too seriously, because it's all about having fun. In this case, he'd be right.

4 out of 5

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Nacho Libre

Nearly two years ago, a low budget indie named Napoleon Dynamite hit screens and quickly became the latest pop phenomenon to dominate the cultural consciousness of America’s youth, particularly those who don’t take film seriously (i.e. 95%). Writer-director Jared Hess effectively won a filmmaker’s lottery, having a hit that essentially guaranteed cart blanche for his next project.

And now we have Nacho Libre, a vapid comedy of startling awfulness that will find box office success based solely on the buzz of its predecessor. For every few people that liked or loved Napoleon Dynamite, there was someone who loathed it and wondered aloud how a film so bad could make it to the big screen, let alone be so popular. While watching Nacho Libre, I certainly could relate to how they feel, but I can only hope it won’t be popular.

Jack Black stars as Nacho, a devout Mexican priest who cooks gruel for orphans. His interest in pro-wrestling and need of funds for better food leads him to suit up and enter the ring as a pathetic combatant but crowd favorite who always gets stomped into the canvas. Thrown into the mix are orphans, a token love interest, eagle eggs, and a lot of unfunny and badly choreographed wrestling matches.

Black's talents are totally wasted here amidst a volley of jokes based on the vile logic that all Mexicans are ugly, and that ugly people are funny. In his other comedies such as Orange County or School of Rock, Black’s manic energy and zeal towards breaking the rules create a hilarious, even captivating presence. In Nacho Libre he comes across as fairly subdued, despite material that should allow him to cut loose. Certainly during the pitch, the thought of Black running around as a pro wrestler sounded great. But like many successful character actors, the filmmakers assume his mere presence is funny, ignoring that he needs proper material to make his shtick work.

Hess desperately tries to duplicate Napoleon Dynamite’s offbeat charm, with no success. Where Napoleon Dynamite possessed a great understanding of a small town existence so dull it nearly becomes surreal, Nacho Libre’s moronic atmosphere and characters are impossible to relate to. The film has an awkward, disjointed flow, as if additional scenes were filmed and crammed into the narrative to increase running time, which, if true, proves Hess to be a sadist.

This leads me to my next point, which concerns the film’s depiction of Mexicans. Normally films are only allowed to show prejudice towards white Southern Baptists, so the treatment of Mexicans here comes as a shock. I’m not one who gets offended by stereotypes in film easily, but Nacho Libre’s treatment of our neighbors to the south reminded me of those World War II era cartoons that portrayed Japanese people as slanted eyed buffoons with buck teeth who couldn’t stop bouncing up and down. With the exception of the love interest, every single character appears ugly and stupid. Considering that the film has the Nickelodeon label at the start, such a bigoted portrayal of an ethnic group seems doubly inappropriate.

Nacho Libre is boring, gross, and stupid, but it does have one serious redeeming feature. After sitting through something as horrible as this, the next film you see should seem like a true gem.

0 out of 5

Fun with Dick and Jane

Fun With Dick and Jane is like a set of teeth with no mouth to move them. The film has all the proper equipment for a biting satire, but lacks the nerve to use them. Instead, it seems more concerned with making a bland, near-thoughtless vehicle for Jim Carrey to perform his tired maniac routine.

Dick and Jane Harper (Jim Carrey and Tea Leoni) are one of those upper-middle class couples who do their best to act like a lower-upper class couple. They’ve got a nice house, a BMW, and a maid who spends so much time with their young son that he speaks more Spanish than English. Dick suddenly gets a promotion at his hi-tech software company, just in time for Dick to go on TV and have a humiliating meltdown as the corporation’s stock plummets to zero. Goodbye pension and savings, hello crippling debt. When Dick comes home to deliver the news, he finds a new hot tub being installed in the backyard.

The family starts selling off their assets, while Dick pursues employment. After his public disgrace, no one will hire him other than a Wal-Mart clone. That Dick drives the BMW to his new minimum wage job reminds me of House of Sand and Fog, where the formerly wealthy protagonist works two low wage jobs but retains his luxury car. Projecting the image of comfort and prosperity can be as important as actually having wealth, but Dick can’t even do that after his lawn is repossessed.

Predictably, Dick snaps, and improbably starts knocking over convenience stores in order to pay the mortgage. After all, Dick spuriously argues, why should he have to obey the law when crooks like the corrupt CEO of his former company (Alec Baldwin) raids the pension fund and vacations in Martha’s Vineyard? Certainly, he could never steal a fraction of what the CEO did. Of course, Dick doesn’t steal to feed his wife and son, but to buy back the plasma TV.

If it sounds like this gossamer film had more than enough material to be an intelligent, thoughtful comedy, then you are right. Instead, the filmmakers squander the potential by saturating the plot with goody but dull farce. While they could have played off the Harper’s mad thirst to sustain appearances for others it settles for nonsense such as the family showering in the neighbor’s sprinklers. Where Carrey could be playing a desperate man who feels emasculated by the inability to provide for his family as he wants, he mostly makes stupid faces and talks by rapidly altering the pitch and tone of his voice. At times, the camera lingers on Carrey as he does asinine things such as singing in the elevator or playing with the light switch, presumably because the audience can’t get enough of his childish antics.

It’s a shame that the filmmakers were concerned with producing a inoffensive moneymaker instead of a sharp look at Enron-esque failures, the necessity of braking the law, and the obsession with having a good image. The mass audience is provided for, but no one leaves challenged. During the film’s closing scene, a man makes a joke about Enron. I object, not because I would ever defend Enron, but because Fun With Dick and Jane hasn’t earned the right to crack that joke. Only a film that bothers to seriously tackle the subject of vile corporate thievery deserves to be allowed to crack a joke like that, and this film doesn’t come close.

2 out of 5

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Human Nature

human nature Possibly one of the stranger movies I've seen, this film breaks down human behavior and examines what make hairless apes tick, in a rather unique fashion. Tim Robbins plays a behavioral psychologist, Nathan, bent on teaching mice table manners, in an effort to deal with repressed issues related to his upbringing. Patricia Arquette plays nature writer, Lila, a talented mind with a unique body hair disorder, who falls for Nathan after being setup by Lila's electrolysis specialist. Things are dandy until they discover Puff (played by Rhys Ifans), a man raised in the woods as an ape. Nathan wants to study Puff, and teach him to be civilized, which leads to all manner of absurdity. Written by Charlie Kaufman, who also penned the brilliant Being John Malkovich, Human Nature examines what it means to be civilized in a wry comedic light. The DVD offers little in the way of special features, but the movie is definitely worth renting and may take more than one viewing to really grab all the nuances.

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Napoleon Dynamite

This movie goes out to all the kids with Coke-bottle glasses, to all you lonely kids who were the last picked in gym classes. Napoleon Dynamite wasn't clued-in enough to realize the 2 Skinnee J's were singing about guys like him and the director was clever enough to set the movie in a way that makes it simultaneously dated and current. You aren't really sure when the movie takes place, but you're positive it isn't right now. Napoleon is the dufus oblivious to how socially inept he really is while simultaneously harboring more cool than his shallow peers will ever be able to grasp. The movie plays out like a day-in-the-life experience of teenage love, life, and dissatisfaction, with a sub-plot of Napoleon's brother Kip and Uncle Rico trying get-rich-quick schemes on the local town's people, which is both a blessing and a curse for Napoleon. After befriending a Pedro, a new kid at school, Napoleon and the local Glamour Shots girl help Pedro in his bid for class president against the hottest girl in school. While there are moments in the movie where you may find yourself feeling sorry for Napoleon, there are other moments when the script is down right brilliant giving an almost reality show feel to the events on screen. This is the best Hollywood movie I've seen in a long time, even though it's pretending to be an indie flick. The deleted scenes were cut with good reason, but there are still a few clever moments to make the DVD more than just another way to distribute the movie.

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SCTV Volume 1

Other than seeing reruns on cable and listening to Bob and Doug on their Great White North album, I missed SCTV completely. The few episodes I've seen are pure gold and this collection of nine 90 minute episodes is the mother lode. All episodes are drawn from the original season with Bob and Doug McKenzie, Yellowbelly, Lola Heatherton, and Johnny LaRue, as portrayed by the likes of John Candy, Eugene Levy, Rick Moranis, and Catherine O'Hara. Unlike SNL, which tends to deliver humor from below the belt line, the gang from Second City comes across as the North American answer to Monty Python. Commentary by Joe Flaherty and Eugene Levy provides perspective. Four new documentaries, including a memorial to John Candy, are a completely unnecessary bonus to send this collection over the top as the DVD boxed set to acquire in 2004 (the close runner up being Volume 2, due in September). If you know a fan of comedy, this is the perfect birthday gift to complete their DVD collection (mine's coming up on the 29th, thanks for asking).

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Duplex

Duplex DVDA recently married couple (played by Ben Stiller and Drew Barrymore) buys the house of their dreams; a duplex in Brooklyn. The upstairs unit is occupied by an elderly woman who has lived in the building for years. The woman seems nice at first, but gradually wears down the patience of the new homeowners. My description doesn't really do the story justice, but I don't want to ruin the punch line. Duplex is another installment in the growing collection of comedies directed by Danny Devito. If you've ever had a neighbor you didn't like, you'll find some pleasure in this film. The story unfolds in a dark and increasingly disturbing yet absurd way, not unlike The Cable Guy. The DVD offers a behind the scenes featurette and deleted scenes which were deservingly removed from the final edit.

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Matchstick Men

The DVD of Matchstick Men caught my eye at the video store the other day because I noticed that Ridley Scott was the director. With his recent trend toward bloody movies I was surprised to see him directing what looked like a quirky comedy. Upon further inspection I became more intrigued because one of the special features is a look into Hollywood feature filmmaking called "Tricks of the Trade." As a former film student, I couldn't pass up the opportunity to see one of Hollywood's premier directors taking viewers through the aspects of film production. The story of Matchstick men follows small-time obsessive-compulsive con artist Roy (Nicholas Cage), whose life is complicated by the newly found fact that he has a 14-year-old daughter that wants to be a part of his life. The story continues thorough a series of cons and finishes with a surprise ending. In all, the film was entertaining and a welcome change from Scott's more recent trend in filmmaking. The "Tricks of the Trade" feature provides a general overview of the pre-production, production, and post-production processes on Matchstick Men. It includes topics such as casting, wardrobe selection, location scouting, scoring, etc. and should be a worthwhile watch for anyone remotely interested in the process of filmmaking.

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Comic Book The Movie

Released in 2003, this is possibly one of the best underground films ever released on the Miramax label. Mark Hamill directs and stars as a high school teacher and world's foremost expert on the Commander Courage comic book. Hamill's character, Donald Swan is hired by a movie production house to consult on their upcoming Commander Courage movie, joining the film producers on an adventure to the largest comic book convention in the U.S. Hamill is absolutely hilarious, he's obviously studied many of the fans from Star Wars conventions past, as he blends in as Donald Swan almost too perfectly. Swan comes off as both naive and genuine, at times making you forget Comic Book is staged and not a true documentary. The movie stars many movie and comic book heroes (of the writer/artist variety), which makes viewing a treat on many levels. Tons of bonus material, including interviews with Stan Lee and Hugh Hefner, make this a must have addition to any geeks collection of DVDs.

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The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes

Where has the Hollywood of the 1970's gone? You know, the Hollywood that used dialogue and plot to sell tickets, instead of explosions and alien creatures. Billy Wilder directed many of my favorite movies from cinema past, including Double Indemnity, Sabrina, the Apartment, and Some Like it Hot. The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes was done late in Wilder's career, offering a less-than-serious look at Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's famed sleuth. Robert Stephens as Holmes and Colin Blakely's portrayal of Watson are quite possibly the best cinematic recreation of the detective duo, despite this being an unofficial account. The story has all the beauty of a film noir, with Wilder's touch guiding the story to almost perfection as Holmes assists Madame Valladon in the search for her husband.

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40 Days and 40 Nights

As his chosen sacrifice during Lent, Matt (Josh Hartnett) elects to deprive himself of any physical gratitude that might appeal to his attraction to women, in an effort to get over an ex-girlfriend he's been recklessly trying to forget. After learning of Matt's resolution, his friends begin betting on how long he'll last. Things become more complicated when Matt meets Erica (Shannyn Sossamon) at the local laundromat, with the two developing an immediate attraction. Plenty of sophomoric comedy follows, with the bettors trying to trip up Matt's resolve as Matt and Erica fall deeper in love. While this is a far cry from being a deep story, and much of the comedy is fairly predictable, it makes for entertaining viewing, offering up plenty of laughs for anyone who's ever been in a relationship. The story is definitely larger than life, presenting caricatures of people we've all known at some point in our lives, without really giving us characters anyone can identify with. Most certainly a renter, not a keeper, there's not even anything meaningful in the commentary track - just mindless blather from people who seem to be dialing in their discussion.

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Comic Book Villians

Speaking directly to those of us who have collected comics at some point in our lives, this is one of the darker comedies I've seen in recent memory. The story centers around two rival comic shop owners, played cleverly against each other when a rumor surfaces about the "ultimate collection" residing in the home of an eccentric old woman. Each shop owner has their reasons for wanting to get their hands on the collection; Norman (Michael Rappaport) and his wife Judy (Natasha Lyonne) want it for the money, the other, Raymond, (played by Donal Logue) for the prestige of making such a rare discovery. Stuck in the middle is Archie (DJ Qualls), who sincerely wants to help his friend Raymond acquire the collection, but doesn't agree with the methods either shop owner is employing to persuade the old woman. Things turn thoroughly dark as the woman refuses to sell. Much of the humor will be lost on anyone not aware of the comic book world. The characters are gross exaggerations of stereotypical types circulating on both side of the retail counter. Although, if you've ever been a serious collector of anything, I'm sure you could relate to this story on some level. The DVD lacks special features, but considering the limited theatrical release, being able to have access to this movie at all is something of a treat.

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Death to Smoochy

For completely different reasons, I'm certain that parents everywhere have uttered a variation of this title in relation to a guy in a padded purple costume. This movie, centered around Rainbow Randolph (Robin Williams) and Smoochy the Rhino (Edward Norton), may be about children's show hosts, but it is most definitely not for children. Playing off the assumed corruption that exists behind the scenes of children's TV, we find Rainbow Randolph ousted from his prime TV spot for accepting a bribe, only to be replaced by the straight and narrow Smoochy. A corrupt non-profit turns up the heat, giving the show enough drama to make the humor work. Hearing Norton perform the children's classic Old MacDonald Had a Farm, with the words changed to relate to patients in a methadone clinic is worth the rental fee for this movie alone - in fact, all his songs are reasonably funny. The deleted scenes show just how disturbing the movie could have been, making it obvious that Danny Devito, as director, showed some intelligent restraint. If you've ever known a child in love with a purple dinosaur, you'll appreciate this movie on several levels; even if you haven't, it's still funny in an absurd way.

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Man of the Century

I ran across this movie quite by accident at Blockbuster last week and walked away from the viewing pleasantly surprised. The story focuses on Johnny Twennies - news reporter; a modern guy who, for reasons unexplained in the film, lives his life as if he were in 1930's movies. The opening scene, done in the style of a silent film, sets the stage for the entire surreal performance. Complete with dialogue that should have come from the mouth of Bing Crosby or a young Jimmy Stewart, Twennies waltzes through the film, taking opportunity to perform vintage song and dance numbers where appropriate, and showing up some modern day thugs that are trying to force him to write a story. The film is humorous because of the juxtaposition of cultures, but at the same time, it cleverly points out some evolutionary flaws in the way Americans deal with each other. You'll undoubtedly enjoy the movie, but I'm certain you'll want to rent before you buy.

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Haiku Tunnel

Though I've been out of the corporate world for several years now, I still have a strong appreciation for anything poking fun at the absurdities of the office environment. Writer/Director Josh Kornbluth plays a fictional temp employee for a legal firm named Josh Kornbluth, who goes "perm" as a secretary at the firm, only to find himself longing for the world of the temp agency. Lawyer jokes and corporate oddities fill Kornbluth's narrative style of acting with enough material to keep you waiting for the next stereotypical office absurdity. Lighting and camera work help build the story, offering a "low budget feel" that seems as though Josh has let you in on his little office world with a behind-the-scenes movie. The DVD extras are on the sparse side, but if you're a fan of office comedy, you'll want to make this part of your collection anyway.

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The New Guy

With a twist on the underdog-rises-to-the-top teen movie genre, The New Guy is definitely good for some laughs. Narrated by Eddie Griffin, in a manner similar to Tom Green's telling of Road Trip, we witness the transformation of Dizzy Gillespie Harrison, high school "blip" on the radar, into Gil Harris, high school hero. The slapstick antics and celebrity cameos keep things mildly amusing, making the viewer forget this is really just an after school special in disguise. DJ Qualls, playing Dizzy/Gil, is the only thing redeeming about this movie, lending his own quirky charm to an otherwise "me too" flick. The video for Simple Plan's "I'm Just a Kid" is the only extra even worth mentioning; even the outtakes in the credits are lacking. This is a good renter, after you've exhausted other options in the video store, but by no means should you waste money purchasing this movie.

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